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Thanks for all the kind words, folks. I'm @CapShower on Twitter, for what it's worth...
Groups: Bye Don AKA Biden 2020
Diaries published: 535 (6 days since last diary on Fri Dec 01, 2023 at 06:53 PM PST)
Comments posted: 742 (6 days since last comment on Sat Dec 02, 2023 at 02:12 PM PST)
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Most Recommended Diary: Hey, Did I Miss Anything?, 231 comments, 942 recommends
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Probably the most disappointing thing about the Trump era is the way it proves we’ll never figure out time travel. Think about it, you wouldn’t’ve been able to step outside for a gas station hot dog in 2016 without encountering a dozen wild-eyed dudes...
by ShowerCap
 77 comments
on Fri Dec 01, 2023 at 06:53 PM PST
with 423 Recommends
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Greetings fellow vermin! Say, is it just me, or is it gettin’ kinda fashy in here? Cuz that kooky Republican frontrunner simply refuses to stop talking like Hitler, and speaking as one of the “radical left thugs” whose “entire existence will be crushed...
by ShowerCap
76 comments
on Fri Nov 17, 2023 at 07:06 PM PST
with 382 Recommends
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Well, my efforts to escape into an alternate reality where James Comey kept his ego in check have yet to bear fruit, so I suppose I may as well chronicle the insanity in this one. Where I’m trapped. With the dumbest, craziest, shittiest motherfuckers...
by ShowerCap
61 comments
on Fri Nov 10, 2023 at 07:01 PM PST
with 407 Recommends
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I hope your Halloween was as adorable as mine. All the neighborhood children dressed up as the House Republican Conference and played a musical chairs variant called “leadership election,” where the kid left standing became the “speaker-designate” and...
by ShowerCap
44 comments
on Fri Nov 03, 2023 at 07:19 PM PDT
with 405 Recommends
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Apparently, there’s a manifestly unwell man in an ill-fitting suit wandering into and periodically storming out of New York City courtrooms, shitting himself and screeching threats at judges and prosecutors, who, I am told, is the frontrunner for the...
by ShowerCap
109 comments
on Fri Oct 27, 2023 at 06:58 PM PDT
with 404 Recommends
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A herd of rampaging dumpster fires stampeded up to the threshold of the United States House of Representatives, came to a full stop, and laughed, loudly, derisively, and for several hours at the spectacle they beheld within. Watching the House GOP...
by ShowerCap
89 comments
on Fri Oct 20, 2023 at 06:52 PM PDT
with 386 Recommends
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