You thought it was just an empty threat, but the Big Book of Andy (Now With More Aliens) is live on Amazon even as we speak!
It’s an e-book (I’ll explain why in the comments), but you don’t need to own a Kindle to read it! Amazon offers a FREE reading app for phones, tablets, Macs, PCs — pretty much any device — that you can download in a matter of minutes. You’ll see links to that app on the product page:
(Those of you with Kindles that display pages in black and white might want to download the free app too, since it displays pages in full color — and you don’t want to miss out on THAT when Andy has a hairball, right? Right.)
The book is dedicated to Tricia and to you…
And it comes with my thanks. To quote from the acknowledgments:
To everyone who has interacted with Andy over the years, thank you so much for all the fun and laughter.
Now go… Read! Laugh!