Good afternoon, Kossacks. This is a political site and guess what, I’ve written a political satire! Short, but as sweet as the International Tarts themselves, Saving the World Through Sex tells a story that will make you chortle right through your beer and pretzels.
You don’t need to buy a Kindle to read it. Going to this link will show you how to download a free app to read Saving the World Through Sex. You can also read it on iBooks, Nook, Kobo, or your laptop, if you prefer that.
Here’s the blurb:
The mission of the International Tarts Society is to prevent world leaders from declaring war by distracting them with the delights of sex. Although they work as office assistants during the day, at night the Tarts’ assistance becomes quite personal. Carmela Sandoval, twenty-two, accepts the most important mission of all: that of distracting the president of the Deeply Divided States of Vespuccia. Will she succeed?
At first dismayed that the president hardly seems to notice her, Carmela finds ways to dazzle him with her feminine wiles. As time goes on, the president’s increasingly erratic behavior convinces Carmela that he will soon involve the country in a world war. Her decision to employ the ultimate Tarty Technique to stop him results in a shattering climax that changes world history.
A word to the worried, here: no, this is emphatically not an “R” rated book! An adult novella, yes. You could let your grandmother read it, provided Granny has a decidedly liberal turn of mind. This is simply a merry romp with a cast of intriguing characters, including Caramel Tart herself, El Presidente, Blackie Hart, Prunella Parsons, Dooby McManus, the Nervous Service, and a heap of others.
Read it for a mere $2.99 and giggle, my friends!